June 2, 2008

Patina, noun
1. The colour or incrustation which age gives to works of art; especially, the green rust which covers ancient bronzes, coins, and medals.
2. The sheen on any surface, produced by age and use.
3. An appearance or aura produced by habit, practice, or use.
4. A superficial layer or exterior.

"Nipper?" asked Zeds.

"Erm, yes," replied the buzzard, meekly.

"Why are you covered in Vaseline?"

"I really don't want to talk about it."