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You're just not selling it to me January
by Emsbabee @ 2007-01-04 - 19:29:34

Now I don't like Christmas, January, but at least December offers us a few days off work and some shiny stuff to flog on E-Bay. What exactly do you, January, have to show for yourself? Ay, ay, ay?

Rain. Wind. Nothing on the TV. Flu. Getting an ASBO after punching somebody out in Next because they were reaching for that size 16 bikini in canary yellow that you HAVE to purchase because it's only 78p. Every celebrity in the land trying to get you to buy their latest workout DVD. Love handles that could pass for banisters.

Sort it out January, or we'll cross you off the calendar and invent a new month, that's much easier to spell and more fun to live through.

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ViEiRAViEiRA [Member]
2007-01-04 @ 19:48

I shudder with fear every time they threaten to move the football season to run from February to November. I couldn't cope with a January with no football in it!

God bless, Jenni xx

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2007-01-04 @ 21:38

Everybody needs their coping mechanism x

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2007-01-04 @ 21:00

*bursts into furious applause*

Hear, hear!

I agree. January is utterly PISH. So's bastard February, actually. Roll on March.

No! Noooooooo no no. Actually I turn 25 in March and in my head I'll be a grown up. So fook THAT.

April, anyone?

x

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2007-01-04 @ 21:39

25 isn't so bad. It brings new-found wisdom, and maturity. Honest. Plus, there's always Oil of Olay x

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JuzzzyJuzzzy pro
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2007-01-04 @ 21:06

I propose a month called Cuntswallah.

Not because it sounds nice, mind.

But because it sounds better than fucking January.

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2007-01-04 @ 21:40

Just IMAGINE the Daily Mail headlines if that proposal went to parliamnet. Brilliant!

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mad-poetmad-poet [Member]
2007-01-04 @ 21:48

lets jump winter altogether and strait to spring

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2007-01-05 @ 10:41

Deal. To the Tardis!

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mad-poetmad-poet [Member]
2007-01-05 @ 11:08

i was thinking more of hibernation but if you know were we can get hold of a tardis then off we go

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2007-01-05 @ 11:36

How about hibernating in a phone box?

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mad-poetmad-poet [Member]
2007-01-05 @ 11:58

good compromise there is an old red one just next door see you in the spring

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GilraenHGilraenH pro
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2007-01-07 @ 11:41

I've never been a big January fan.

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2007-01-09 @ 12:45

Come on, let's get it bloody well banned!

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jaketaylorjaketaylor pro
2007-01-07 @ 23:40

January is a new start and new beginning a great way to start the year!

ok it's shit, I'm just trying to get through it with positive thought! :DD

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2007-01-09 @ 12:46

Well, you're right, I'm sure come July I will appreciate what you're saying

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HenriettahenpotHenriettahenpot [Member]
2007-05-26 @ 07:29

Good write, lol

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