by Emsbabee
@ 2007-01-04 - 19:29:34
Now I don't like Christmas, January, but at least December offers us a few days off work and some shiny stuff to flog on E-Bay. What exactly do you, January, have to show for yourself? Ay, ay, ay?
Rain. Wind. Nothing on the TV. Flu. Getting an ASBO after punching somebody out in Next because they were reaching for that size 16 bikini in canary yellow that you HAVE to purchase because it's only 78p. Every celebrity in the land trying to get you to buy their latest workout DVD. Love handles that could pass for banisters.
Sort it out January, or we'll cross you off the calendar and invent a new month, that's much easier to spell and more fun to live through.