Here's an idea.

Why don't you take a phone call from a "supplier" who in fact works solely for you and has done for almost two sodding years.

Listen half-heartedly to question regarding payment of invoices pre-expensive popular winter religious festival held annually.

Respond that only half of the owed money will be paid.

And that you're not quite sure when that will be.

And then fuck off back to your comfy house with its fairy lights on the garden hawthorne bush, you absolute cunts.