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Middle aged women on early morning trains
by Emsbabee @ 2006-11-30 - 13:44:13

DO NOT spread yourselves around me like a gaggle of seagulls with beak ache, rifle through the free newspaper and exchange your opinions on the least interesting stories, spray each other with perfume, laugh so loud that your wigs wobble, bully the only male in the group until he uses the emergency hammer to break the glass and throw himself out of the window or tut about anybody so much as an hour younger than you. Thank you.

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2006-11-30 @ 13:48

Sorry!!!!!!!!!

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2006-11-30 @ 13:49

Were you on my train this morning?

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2006-11-30 @ 14:24

No, but I thought I had better apologise in case I was.

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2006-11-30 @ 15:34

I'm sure you're a lovely person to sit opposite on public transport. No cackling, or sniffing continuously

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JuzzzyJuzzzy pro
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2006-11-30 @ 14:53

While you're at it, despite the perfume, why not smell of strong wee, too?

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2006-11-30 @ 15:35

And I thought that was the toilet

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moirobmoirob [Member]
http://theboywholikesto.blogspot.com/
2006-11-30 @ 15:00

So thats what the Emergency Hamemrs are for.

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2006-11-30 @ 15:36

It says in teeny tiny letters underneath 'may also be used to escape cackling middle aged women'

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
http://wordworld.blog.co.uk
2006-11-30 @ 17:31

Elderly bastard men are worse.

Copious amounts of hair growing out of ears and nostrils. It's most unfortunate and sitting so close it's more offensive than newspaper flacking

adamantixxadamantixx [Member]
http://adamantixx.blog.co.uk
2006-11-30 @ 22:43

ah the joys of public transport, you love it really :)

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