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by Emsbabee @ 2006-11-29 - 16:42:10

Smile darling

Jordan and Peter have already provided the public with a generous amount of insight into their fabulous lives, in the form of documentaries, a magazine column, weekly photo shoots in everything from Gardener's World to Sainsbury's Magazine and a webcam direct from Mrs Andre's (if that IS her real name) knicker drawer.

But now, they are not only inviting us to share their love in the form of song, but charging us pounds for the privilege. All of which go to charity, a canny move to ensure that any criticism is kept to a minimum, 'cos you can't really complain about an effort for charidee without looking like a sour faced, mean spirited, squirrel scrotum of a person now can you?

Anyway, this is a line-up of songs a good deal more solid than Peter's shiny pecs. The album will confirm, repair, or shatter your faith in humanity, depending on your attitude. If it's the latter, you clearly have a face like a squirrel scrotum, and we recommend a trip to Battersea Dogs Home, and a subscription to Hello magazine.

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JuzzzyJuzzzy pro
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2006-11-29 @ 16:54

I would sooner take a blunt fish knife and use it to slowly, but deftly, slice my own testicles away from my unanaesthetised genitalia than so much as consider buying/listening/weeing on that record.

That said, before she had her tits done, she would have got it.

Isn't she your neighbour?

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2006-11-29 @ 16:55

She is. Shall I see if she had a fish knife you can borrow?

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JuzzzyJuzzzy pro
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2006-11-29 @ 16:59

No thanks.

She's probably had it up her arse all afternoon for a photoshoot.

With her kids.

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2006-11-29 @ 17:00

I'm sure she has a spare. She seems the domestic type

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BenjamyBenjamy [Member]
2006-11-29 @ 16:56

just the picture shattered my faith in humanity .... wheres the sick bag may i refer you to that wordsmith of modern times Simon Anstell on a recent never mind the buzzcocks and i qoute

peter andre = " jordans third favoritte tit and second favorit Tw*T"

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2006-11-29 @ 16:59

You may refer me to Mr Amstell whenever you like. God, how I love him. Do you think he would write something for this blog?

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BenjamyBenjamy [Member]
2006-11-29 @ 17:02

now that would be a good blog!! renewed interest in the buzzcocks thing prime tv laughalong ..nearly in tears last week ... perhaps a petition to the good mr Amstell ???

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2006-11-29 @ 17:08

its just such a shame that he missed that bit on his chin when he was shaving just before the pic was taken.

LandersUKLandersUK pro
2006-11-29 @ 17:52

I'm with Juzzzy... only I'd rather do it to them than him (or myself).

avriloavrilo [Member]
2006-12-02 @ 00:50

So where's this Andrew bloke?

I think it's time they took themselves seriously. Joking apart, they look like they could earn themselves a bob or two
in the fish gutting business.

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